| 1. Best Trainer |
| Think its got to be Simon Letchford - always there. Or Nike. |
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| 2. Worst Trainer |
| Blain or Danny Kenward - never turn up. Or Jules right one (never gets used). |
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| 3. Most Inspirational |
| Got to be the Gaffer - full of enthusiasm even if we are getting stuffed or only have 8 players - he always believes. |
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| 4. Least Inspirational |
| Slaps without a doubt - always in trouble one way or another. |
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| 5. Quickest player |
| Johnno or Rob (Andy). |
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| 6. Slowest player |
| Probably me. |
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| 7. The Joker |
| Got to be Langers, but is he funny? |
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| 8. Most Skilful |
| Rob (Andy) hands down. |
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| 9. Biggest Hardman |
| Robbo thinks he is, but hes a pussycat. Reckon Brian would be. |
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| 10. Most Intelligent |
| The Quiz shows its Nick, but im still convinced it was fixed, but yeah probably Nick. |
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| 11. Least Intelligent |
| Sorry to say i think Johnno - think Oz rubbed off on him too much. |
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| 12. Worst Taste in Music |
| Dunno many peoples tastes, but will say Nick - i reckon he likes some shit stuff. |
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| 13. Worst Dress Sense |
| Deffo the Robbo - tank tops & 3/4 shorts |
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| 14. Biggest Moaner |
| Got to be me, im never happy. |
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| 15. Longest in the Shower |
| You're all a bunch of dirty sods - only me and Mike Mike Mike shower and hes the erm longest i think just! |