Eastbourne Rangers FC

TeamMates - Big Al

1. Best Trainer
Think its got to be Simon Letchford - always there. Or Nike.
2. Worst Trainer
Blain or Danny Kenward - never turn up. Or Jules right one (never gets used).
3. Most Inspirational
Got to be the Gaffer - full of enthusiasm even if we are getting stuffed or only have 8 players - he always believes.
4. Least Inspirational
Slaps without a doubt - always in trouble one way or another.
5. Quickest player
Johnno or Rob (Andy).
6. Slowest player
Probably me.
7. The Joker
Got to be Langers, but is he funny?
8. Most Skilful
Rob (Andy) hands down.
9. Biggest Hardman
Robbo thinks he is, but hes a pussycat. Reckon Brian would be.
10. Most Intelligent
The Quiz shows its Nick, but im still convinced it was fixed, but yeah probably Nick.
11. Least Intelligent
Sorry to say i think Johnno - think Oz rubbed off on him too much.
12. Worst Taste in Music
Dunno many peoples tastes, but will say Nick - i reckon he likes some shit stuff.
13. Worst Dress Sense
Deffo the Robbo - tank tops & 3/4 shorts
14. Biggest Moaner
Got to be me, im never happy.
15. Longest in the Shower
You're all a bunch of dirty sods - only me and Mike Mike Mike shower and hes the erm longest i think just!
 
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