| 1. Best Trainer |
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Ricky.
Gotta be the red head ricky for me. He always looks detemind and like he wants to impress the boss. |
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| 2. Worst Trainer |
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Wellsey.
Gotta be one of wellsys with them pink laces, really should get a new pair of trainers.
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| 3. Most Inspirational |
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The Gaffer.
Gotta be the boss |
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| 4. Least Inspirational |
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The Gaffer..
Gotta be the boss. |
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| 5. Quickest player |
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Jon.
We talkin 0-60? Big Jon the stud, he's dashing . |
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| 6. Slowest player |
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The Robbo.
The pair of slugs on valium that come to mind, Big Al and The Robbo, but Big Al could crush me so i'll go with robbo. |
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| 7. The Joker |
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Big Al.
Big Al always gives me a giggle.
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| 8. Most Skilful |
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Rob.
Sometimes he don't even no what direction he or the ball is gunna go, magic. |
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| 9. Biggest Hardman |
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Jules.
3 guys that come to mind if ever they wanted a fight i'd love to hold thier coat is Big Al, Mike and Jon.
But gunna give it to jules. loves a push and a shove just waiting to see him give a swinging neck breaker . |
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| 10. Most Intelligent |
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Dan.
Was thinking Grant because he wears glasses but its Harmer. Can only go off quiz nights and believe the fox is world champ, which reminds me I met the man who invented crosswords the other day, cant remember his name it was P something T something R. |
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| 11. Least Intelligent |
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Slaps.
Could be me. I'm so dyslexic I once walked into a bra. I'll go with Si Stothart though coz when a girl says no she means no Simon. |
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| 12. Worst Taste in Music |
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Webby.
I like all music so happy to play anything anyone requests but I hate trance and my man Webby loves it so sorry buddy. |
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| 13. Worst Dress Sense |
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The Robbo.
Robbo Lauren Polo |
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| 14. Biggest Moaner |
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Ricky.
I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report
a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again".
but thats not enough to win this title. Got to be Rick, he nearly turned them chinkies into chop suey. |
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| 15. Longest in the Shower |
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Big Al.
Never timed, ill guess, Big Al because there is more to wash. |
