| 1. Best Trainer |
| Mike Pickard for the fact he often leaves his mark on my shins with his no nonsense tackles. |
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| 2. Worst Trainer |
| I'd say we're all good trainers so it'll have to be whoever decides not to turn up on a Wednesday. |
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| 3. Most Inspirational |
| Robbo for all his hard work to set up training and on a match day. And Harmer, gotta get behind the El Capitano.
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| 4. Least Inspirational |
| Our recent unintentional rotational policy of goalkeepers, and it doesn't look like it's gonna stop for a few more weeks. |
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| 5. Quickest player |
| Rob Anderson looks a bit pacey and likes to get himself round the pitch. |
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| 6. Slowest player |
| Alan Baldy. But what he lacks in pace he certainly makes up for with his physical presence. |
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| 7. The Joker |
| Great bunch of lads but I'm gonna have to go for both Jules and Mark Hymans
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| 8. Most Skilful |
| Anyone that can manage a step-over and pull it off in Hampden Park without it bobbling off for throw in or getting crunched in a tackle gets my vote. |
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| 9. Biggest Hardman |
| Jon Boy with those guns for muscles gets my vote for Hard man. |
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| 10. Most Intelligent |
| Looking at this website gonna have to say Harmer plus can't really say I know too much about many of the players intelligence. |
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| 11. Least Intelligent |
| Whosever idea it was to play stuck in the mud in the Hampden Park puddles/ponds. |
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| 12. Worst Taste in Music |
| Can't say I know much about peoples taste in music. But if I had to choose i'd have to Rob Anderson the Freddie Mercury look was so 1970's. |
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| 13. Worst Dress Sense |
| I've heard a lot about Robbo's dress sense but if Andy keeps turning with pink laces then I'm gonna have to go for Andy. |
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| 14. Biggest Moaner |
| Robbo likes the odd moan but they're usually within reason. |
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| 15. Longest in the Shower |
| It seems Rob Anderson once spent a whole 7 days in the shower with all 16 pairs of Rangers shorts. |
