| 1. Best Trainer |
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Mike.
No-one sprung to mind, so I’ll plump for the ever present Mike. |
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| 2. Worst Trainer |
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Me.
Either myself or…wait no it’s me, I am easily the worst trainer! Disruptive, ever critical, opinionated….yet oddly Robbo’s 'go to' guy for advice…
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| 3. Most Inspirational |
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Al.
If I’m still playing at his age, I’ll be a happy man! |
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| 4. Least Inspirational |
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The Robbo.
Robbo’s need for constant shouting…this isn’t the Army, Sgt Slaphead! Chill out a bit!! |
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| 5. Quickest player |
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Rob.
To a Sports Direct SALE – Robbo. On the field of play – tough, quite a few gazelles amongst the ranks, but I’ll say Rob. |
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| 6. Slowest player |
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The Robbo.
Robbo’s aerodynamic cranium gives him a slight edge over Al, but a race would be a close fought thing! |
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| 7. The Joker |
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Mark.
…easily…when that guy is on the shandies, hilarity ensues!! 100% comedy!
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| 8. Most Skilful |
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Rob.
He’s so skilful I heard he’s changing his name to Robert “All aboard the Showboat” Anderson. |
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| 9. Biggest Hardman |
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Jonno.
He will quite simply destroy you. In a match, in training on his team or not, you are just something for him to annihilate. |
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| 10. Most Intelligent |
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Me.
As Mastermind wasn’t part of pre-season its kinda difficult to say as there seems to be an abundance of clever chaps in the squad…I’ll say myself just so I don’t cause any long-winded intellectual debates. |
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| 11. Least Intelligent |
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Mark.
last time I checked, head butting innocent TV’s was not that clever. |
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| 12. Worst Taste in Music |
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Stat.
I’m going to say Stat, purely because his hair looks to have been inspired by Limahl of Kajagoogoo. |
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| 13. Worst Dress Sense |
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The Robbo.
…that was easy |
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| 14. Biggest Moaner |
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Me.
Not only look like Gary Neville but I love a good moan like him too!! |
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| 15. Longest in the Shower |
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?
Whoever is the dirtiest I guess ;) |
