| 1. Best Trainer |
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Big Al.
He is always at training, he gets there early for a kick about and puts in 100% in all the drills and end game. |
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| 2. Worst Trainer |
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The Robbo.
I have to agree with Mark on this one, he organises great training sessions and drills but doesn’t participate in the drills himself.
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| 3. Most Inspirational |
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Harmer.
The various “Massive Game Facebook pictures from Harmer are always inspirational. |
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| 4. Least Inspirational |
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Ricky..
“What the F**K are you/ we doing has never inspired anyone in a football match! |
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| 5. Quickest player |
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Kieran or Rob.
They both get my vote as they always seem to outpace the defence down the wings and get into goal scoring or crossing positions with ease. |
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| 6. Slowest player |
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Big Al.
Where his legs lack in pace he has gained in winning the ball in the air and popping the occasional long range strike. |
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| 7. The Joker |
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Langers.
I haven’t seen him at too many games since I joined rangers but when he hasn’t been working he always gets the whole changing room laughing before a game.
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| 8. Most Skilful |
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Rob.
After nutmegging me at a number of training sessions this was an easy decision. But there will be less of that next season Rob. |
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| 9. Biggest Hardman |
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Jules.
If he takes a harsh tackle, he is always the first man on his feet to start squaring up to the opposing player. |
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| 10. Most Intelligent |
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Harmer.
I haven’t been to any quiz nights with the rangers yet but based on the grey hair showing age, it suggest that the Harmer has the most knowledge and intelligence. |
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| 11. Least Intelligent |
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Stuart.
Stu has to get this after his comment at the last game of the season. “Oh bollocks, I’ve left my football boots at home”. Only to find them on the floor where he was sitting. |
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| 12. Worst Taste in Music |
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The Robbo.
If his taste in music is anything like his dress sense then it’s got to be out dated. |
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| 13. Worst Dress Sense |
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The Robbo.
The day he turned up in a Kickers jumper gave him this award hands down. |
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| 14. Biggest Moaner |
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Tommo.
I would like to say Rick loves a big moan but after getting 2 yellow cards last season for decent and moaning at the refs, I have to give this to myself. |
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| 15. Longest in the Shower |
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Big Al
Mike and Big Al are the only 2 that have after match showers and based on Big Al being at more games it gets awarded to Al. |
