| 1. Best Trainer |
| A few candidates for this one. Mike and Rob usually maximise there efforts every session but when he does show up upon returning from one of his numerous holidays each year, the harmer usually puts it in. But i think Anderson JUST shades it. |
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| 2. Worst Trainer |
| Danny Kenward - I’m not even sure he exists anymore. |
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| 3. Most Inspirational |
| For his pure energy on match days, I’d have to say Rob. Never gives up, always loves to win personal battles with the oppo. Love it. |
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| 4. Least Inspirational |
| For his cry of "just do SOMETHING" during a match last season, it's gotta be the Harmer. |
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| 5. Quickest player |
| I reckon i could take him if I could actually stay fit but I’d have to say Rob with Mike and Jon close behind. |
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| 6. Slowest player |
| Am i allowed to say myself for this one?? Oh good, ME but with Big Al a close second. |
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| 7. The Joker |
| In the absence of the much loved Langers, Marky Mark has made my chuckle quite a bit recently. Jules and Harmer always make me smile but Mark shades it on recent form. |
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| 8. Most Skilful |
| The easy option is to say Rob again but we are yet to see all of "Ricks Tricks". From what i have seen so far, i will say Ricky but there is much more to come. |
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| 9. Biggest Hardman |
| Without a doubt, it's Mike. I wasn't there but when he smashed "Yorkie" in the second game against Polegate last season, I heard the crunch from my house. SMASH. |
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| 10. Most Intelligent |
| As much as it pains me to say it, old "Just for Men" Harmer probably wins this one even though the gaffer is pretty "hot" on quiz night. Harmer shades it. |
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| 11. Least Intelligent |
| A few contenders for this one most notably Mark and Rob with Si “Slaps” Stothart in the mix too. Based on the fact that he drank a wasp from his can of red bull in a pre season friendly, I’ll have to say Rob. |
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| 12. Worst Taste in Music |
| Absolutely no idea! Who set these questions?? Looking at his Facebook profile, anyone liking anybody called “Lil Wayne” must have poor taste in music so Simon Letchford takes the prize. |
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| 13. Worst Dress Sense |
| Erm, not me – not this year surely??? |
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| 14. Biggest Moaner |
| This guy REALLY likes to moan. Always SO hard done by, always with a little whinge about practically nothing. Marky Mark Hymans. |
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| 15. Longest in the Shower |
| Based on the fact I call him the “Big Man”, it’s gotta be Mike. He takes quite a long time having a wash in the shower too. |
